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 Post subject: NEW Time Slip
 Post Posted: July 17th, 2010, 8:20 am 
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I got a new time slip last night, wasn't from the track though.

It was a bright yellow one courtesy of Norfolk Constabulary......bugger.......


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 Post subject: Re: NEW Time Slip
 Post Posted: July 17th, 2010, 8:33 am 
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In this case, points don't make prizes. Tough shit mate, they are never used to catch real crims.

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 Post subject: Re: NEW Time Slip
 Post Posted: July 17th, 2010, 9:11 am 
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FaceMan wrote:
In this case, points don't make prizes. Tough shit mate, they are never used to catch real crims.


It's fine, 'shit happens', was funny really as I clocked the car coming up on me, drifted into the inside lane and 'knew' he was going to blip me, yep pulled us and his first comment was.

Sir as you've guessed, I've stopped you due to your speeed.

Yes, I guessed that's why.

I have you at 96mph, but I know you were going a lot faster than that but I couldn't catch you.

Oh, you should ask for a faster car. ;)

:lol: :roll:


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 Post subject: Re: NEW Time Slip
 Post Posted: July 17th, 2010, 2:12 pm 
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Outlaw #1 wrote:
FaceMan wrote:
In this case, points don't make prizes. Tough shit mate, they are never used to catch real crims.


It's fine, 'shit happens', was funny really as I clocked the car coming up on me, drifted into the inside lane and 'knew' he was going to blip me, yep pulled us and his first comment was.

Sir as you've guessed, I've stopped you due to your speeed.

Yes, I guessed that's why.

I have you at 96mph, but I know you were going a lot faster than that but I couldn't catch you.

Oh, you should ask for a faster car. ;)

:lol: :roll:


Mark, you should know by now at your age, not to be a smart ass with the Rozzer's...

I learnt this a long time ago when I was pulled for speeding, the officer smiled at me and said " I've been waiting for you to come along all day"

When I replied " Well, I got here as fast as I could officer" he just gave me 3 points and a hefty fine.

Year's later, I got pulled again, much faster this time, I decided to agree and kiss ass :oops: Guess what, got off with a caution..!

Smart ass comments seem funny at the time, but they are expensive... ;)

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